Have you seen Home Improvment?

Well, neither have I. But the people who have seen it have informed me that my Dad could fill in for Tim Allen any time. Why? Well, Ummm.............Let me tell you, you see, my Dad is about the silliest thing alive on the earth. It's crazy I know, but true. He wakes you up in the morning when you have to leave early somewhere by singing a strange song and shaking you until your teeth are rattling in your head and you think your going to bite you tongue off. On April Fools, beware! He could pantomime anything! He is not to trifled with anytime on that day. He has at least 6 or 7 pet names for each of us, and he uses each others pet names as someone else's pet name. Mine are Squirrel, Pickle, Squirt, and H.B. Although living with a Dad is dangerous, it is the most rewarding thing I have ever known!